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I received the below part about Before and After in relationships, when i opened up my inbox email, there were tons of emails from different people. Some were just junks, some were pictures and some were lame jokes. haha. like the below one. Funny but sort of true. It happen to me before and after.
But it doesnt matter, as long as hes faithful to me, and i trust him. Than, nothing would change our love story. Right bby?
Bila Jumpe :
Before: Sayang, i miss you so much tau! *hughug*
After: Dah jom jalan ah!
Bila Lambat Sepuluh Minit :
Before: Alah takpe, lambat sekejap je.
After: you nie! lambat betul! you jalan ke buat jalan ?
Menyuruh Angkatkan Beg :
Before: You penat ye? Mari sini, i bawakkan beg you. kecian my darling nie.
After: Beg sendiri pun malas nak bawak. Lain kali jgn bawak beg ah!
Pakaian :
Before: Cute lah you pakai macam gini.
After: Ape fashion you pakai nie. tak kena dgn you langsung.
Make-up :
Before: Cantiknye my syg hari ni.
After: ni make-up ke tepung gomak? Asik nak bermake-up je.
Dinner :Before: Kite makan dekat restoran tu ye. Mahal pun takpe, sekali sekale je
After: Mak oi! punye lah mahal. kite makan mee goreng mamak pun lagi bagus.
Manja-Manja :Before: Manjenye my syg nie. macam i nak gigit2 you tau
After: Oi, tak tau malu ke. nie kan public, nanti org tengok ah!
Terjatuh :
Before: Syg, you ok tk? Mari sini i tlg you. ade cedera ape2 syg?
After: Jalan betul2 lah. you potek ke, batu besar2 gitu pun, boleh terjatuh.
Tak malu ke jatuh depan org ramai.
Merajuk :
Before: Yelah2 i mengalah. im sorry. come sini baby, nak hug tak?
After: eh eh, you punye salah, i pulak yang kena pujuk. Sudah lah.
nak merajuk, merajuk lah. Tak kuasa i nak pujuk.
Berkepit :
Before: Sini syg, pimpin tangan i kuat2, nanti mat2 laen kacau you pulak.
After: eh, lepaskan tangan kejap. Rimas lah i. tangan i pun nak freedom tau.
Masakan :
Before: Sedaaap lah you masak (walaupun tak sedap)
After: Ni nasi lemak ke nasi basi. mak you tak ajar you masak ke?!
Shopping :
Before: nanti bile i dah gaji, kite shopping k syg. i beli ape saje you nak.
After: tu lah, dulu tak nak blaja rajin2. skrg nak carik keje pun susah.
ni macam no shopping for a year, paham?!!
Bayar dinner :
Before: Takpe, hari ni makanan on me. i bayarkan semua k.
you tk perlu keluarkan duit.After: eh, tolak half-half lah duit. takkan i nak bayar sorang ?
you pun makan juga ape.
Jumpa makbapak :
Before: you takmu segan2 k. makbapak i, dua-duanya baik.
After: dah berkali-kali dtg pun, maseh segan? dorang tak makan orang lah!
dtg je lah.
On phone, lewat malam :
Before: takpe, i boleh temankan you satu malam lah syg.
After: i penat lah you. satu hari i keje tau. pegi lah telefon org lain. i nak tido.
Tak reply mesej :
Before: Sorrysorry. lain kali i tak buat lagi.
After: alah, i silencekn handphone lah. tu pun nak marah bila tk reply.
Off handphone :
Before: syg jgn off hp k. nanti i nak call you, susah.
After: kenapa off handphone ni ah? jgn off lah, org nak call, pun susah.
On the phone :
Before: bye syg, muakks. i miss you so much. (padahal tadi baru jumpa)
After: Ah ok, bye lah bye. tk boleh, kawan i ada ni. bye! bye! If a person loves you, he/she must love you for who you are. Not by judging how you look, how you wear or how you response.
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